Here is some indisputable mathematical logic:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
and
K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But,
A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%
BUT, look how far ass-kissing will take you.
A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, its the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.
7.30.2010
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Posted by MC at 7:02 AM
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2 comments:
Hard work definitely won't get you to the top: L-A-Z-Y-B-O-N-E-S comes out to 119%.
I think "asskissing" nets out to 127% - still holding onto the lead of how best to give it your all.
Here's a reality check.
M-A-R-R-Y W-E-L-L beats everything at 127%
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